{well if you live in China it is possible}
take a little boy with a bow tie on his shirt to his first day of Da Ban
watch proudly as your child stood still during the Chinese anthem
had a baby with such a cute shirt and little loopy hair watch her gege with joy
seen a child pull up to school in this thing
had to decide which duck neck looked freshest in the store today
or which chicken
or brain
though to yourself,
"It's weird how people in the States use cart protection seats to protect their babies from shopping cart germs, I mean how germy can it be there? Here people sort through raw meat with their bare hands then push their carts, and my kids lick everything - I mean everything..."
drive home on the back of a motorcycle
have your motorcycle driver take a short cut by driving on the crowded side walk
grill your dinner on your window ledge
How was your Monday???
